NOLAN THEATRICAL BLADDER CLEARANCE

Are you cleared to watch The Odyssey without leaving your seat?

The Office of Format Integrity has reviewed the pretenders long enough. Declare your name, the fluids you were reckless enough to drink before the house lights, and your seat row — then request clearance. You'll get a stamped verdict: APPROVED to endure all 2h52m the way Nolan intended, or DENIED with the exact minute and the exact scene you'll fold during. Post the denial. That's the whole point.